Jeff, I know I already said this on Facebook, but don't you DARE change careers, or the world would be poorer without your comedic talents!
The "British" tried this and couldn't come up with a windshield that would not be smashed by the chicken. So they consulted the FAA which suggested that they thaw the chicken first.
You might not be able to guess just what Jeff Foxworthy will choose as his next career.